onecarefulowner wanted me to do a recording of this. Well, if THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT. Man, I haven’t seen Spongebob in ages.
Original post by iamtallandthin
iM CRYI NG WHAT TEH FUCK
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.
damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it
yeah, but can the science side of tumblr explain THIS *whips out dick*
alright! someone bring me the microscope.
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
talking about the thing u love
Teenage Dirtbag HD Version